Remember: being shot doesn’t make you a better person or a hero. Fuck that guy.

I was thinking about this recently. Meeting with the President is such a rare opportunity, and most people would agree to do it, even if they disagreed with them. I have a lot of problems with Obama’s policies, but I would still allow him in my house. But I would hand-carve wooden stakes, and entrench them all around…

I’d be excited by the chance to refuse to shake his hand. That would be fun. Actually meeting him? Not so much....

I think “president the donald” qualifies as a national tragedy

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

I’m not sad, I’m angry, really really angry. It’s time for us to get angry. Particularly women have been pushed around by male bullies for far too long. I hope this sparks a revolution. I have no shits left to give for white men and their fee fees.

we all will need weed

We’re going to need more than weed. I mean, WTF America?!?!? The bigots, racists, misogynists and xenophobes sure do know how to blend in. Thanks for fucking us all over for a wall that will never be built!