The ones who have been marinating in mom’s basement for years are especially fatty and delicious, like a well-marbled steak.

also if men were better at fucking we women wouldn’t be so cranky all the time. You’ve had a dick for all these years and still don’t know how to use it?

Men aren’t terrible awful they have *some* positive qualities like being a tasty meal.

They’re better at hiding it.

Holy shit Trump’s hands really ARE tiny. It just jumped out at me in that photo with Peter Thiel. Hahaha tiny hands!

I oscillate between despair and defiance. Giant Meteor was definely my second choice during the election.

This is sarcasm right? Complain about something that isn’t sexism, call it sexism and then leave a pissy comment and tell us we need to get laid. The amount of stupid and levels of unawareness your comment has is hilarious.

Here is the world’s tiniest violin playing in tribute to your tears.

FUCK I keep forgetting his parents live in the subdivision behind my street. Right, well if there are any news stories in the next month about a woman punching him in the face after seeing him in public, that’d be me.

I continue to hope that 2017 will be the Year of the Extinction Level Asteroid Strike. I was a bit let down when we didn’t get hit by an asteroid on August 30 and I continue to hope that the eggheads are wrong about the four asteroids that will miss the planet tomorrow.

I honestly think I will never forgive America for not electing our first and long overdue female president over a fucking liar & cheat. The misogyny this election brought out from the progressive side was truly depressing as fuck. It’s like we know conservatives hate us but it kind of blindsided me from our side. And…

I’d like to nominate my asshole bully coworker who made a casual rape joke a few months ago. His promotion was announced yesterday.

For the people who will complain about balance, I present the Women who Got Await With It 2016:

If I may add another vile piece of shit to the list, a vile piece of shit who’s taking up too much oxygen and absolutely refuses to go away, George Zimmerman. This year, he once again crawled out of whatever sewer he lives in and decided to taunt Trayvon Martin’s parents.

Having just rewatched all of 30 Rock, I now understand who Jack’s girlfriend’s “sex idiot” is. Whew.

I think this exchange looks civil enough, even if it didn’t land. What I’ve found most difficult to impart when having a conversation like this, which Margaret Cho tried to, is to situate it in the context and understand that individual instances can have it’s reasons—here’s Dr. Strange, here’s a justified shooting by…

I am also white. It seems like maybe Cho was being nice and diplomatic instead of saying what she really thought. It seems like Tilda was honestly trying but also trying to promote the movie and say how it is actually okay. Maybe Cho viewed in negativity in hindsight because she felt like she couldn’t say her real…

I think that both things are true: MC did mischaracterize the interaction and TS was too quick to brush off her role in (and benefit from) whitewashing. TS comes across at once open to concerns, but at the same time very much closed off to them. She is adamant that she is someone who values diversity and that be…

Granted, I am white...but am I missing something?

Cho’s view doesn’t make Swinton sound malicious at all. I’d say that’s some white fragility afoot. Chi portrayed Swinton as a hapless white person trying to make themselves feel better about some whitewashing she participated in. The emails don’t contradict that. Swinton just goes on and on about how the whitewashing…