I want to cut and run from this embarrassment of a country so badly, but we can’t leave the most vulnerable people behind. We need to stay and fight. UGH THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

Steve Harvey.

I am scared for us too.

Is the “house cleaning” real or is that just them trying to spin the fact that everybody left?

THIS MAN IS A FUCKING DELUSIONAL MANIAC WE ARE ALL SOOOOO FUCKED

The last time I was in Europe was in 2014, and people were STILL grilling me about some of our more insane policies (gun control, maternity leave, etc.) I can’t imagine being an American in Europe now or for the next 4 years.

The idea that my taxes are going to go towards building this ridiculous fucking wall instead of the arts, environmental protections, supporting minorities and social products makes me foam at the mouth with rage.

Not quite what you’re getting at, but definitely a good resource:

I’m becoming more and more convinced that J. Lo has sold her soul to the devil because she is AGING BACKWARDS

I should specify, I mean “anything starring Dennis Quaid in the 21st century”

Was this movie pre-2000?

Seriously, anything “starring Dennis Quaid” needs to get the ax immediately.

Or Toby Keith’s seminal anthem, “Red Solo Cup”

If you can’t trust a rapist hacker in cahoots with Russia...WHO CAN YOU TRUST??!

I really, really, REALLY hope that it is SIGNIFICANTLY smaller than 2012. I know there will still be tons of people, but there’s no way it can be close. And I will dance and cackle with glee as we take over on Saturday.

I came here just to tell you how much I love you

4 am - 8 am: tweet about lawsuit

Looks like it was a typo, now corrected. I was about to be very concerned about Columbia’s doctorate program.

Judging from his tweets since the election, he is 100% going to bring up Clinton and her emails. I give it 24 hours.