I will dress up in a sheet and hover outside your apt if you like? (I will also make this noise the whole time: ooOOOOOooooOOOoooo)

Have you ever picked up?

Fool me six times, shame on you. Fool me seven times, shame on me.

Lots of runs =/= singing talent.

It’s like you didn’t even see the clip of her sitting on the dog.

Goddamn that response from Ashly (<--wtf?) is chock full of red flags.

I crie evry tiem

Well put! Grab a pitchfork.

Maybe just stick with glassblowing next time

DARLENE PUT DOWN THE BOW AND ARROW AND STEP AWAY

A+ reference

We all should stop talking about Jon Gosselin, tbh.

But what about THEIR feelings?!

I MEAN JUST TO BE CLEAR, TROLLS, WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO PHYSICALLY FIGHT ANYONE SO PLEASE DO NOT CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES

“Pro-life advocates are being singled out,” Thomas Olp told the paper, senior counsel at the Thomas More Society. “And their constitutional protections are being trampled.”

I appreciate that you use your negative emotions to perform a public service. Kudos.

I would come help you but I am currently trapped on the floor of my home, crushed under the weight of my ring like James Franco in 27 Hours

I’ve been trying to type a repone to you but it i too hard to do ith thi giant ring on my finger pleae end help finger going numb

Not hand stuff, but I have to share because it’s pretty good: my first kiss/makeout sesh was in the back seat of a Mustang with “What’s Your Fantasy” playing on full volume. #winning.