You forgot 5. Have a job to get a job and 6. Don't be unemployed. Those are my personal favorites.

I can empathize with the sunglasses issue. I guess I've juse gotten used to it, or wear my glasses further down my nose? Maybe it's just because my super pale lashes but I just look bizarre with eyeliner and no mascara. It just doesn't work. You could always try a "volumizing" mascara vs a "lengthening" one?

I wear eyeliner but no mascara. I joke that I have "vampire eyes" that hate the sun, so I always wear sunglasses outside, and I hate the extra lengthened lashes dragging against the sunglass lens.

In other words, their advice is: 1. Have money. 2. Don't not have money. 3. Be attractive. 4. Don't be unattractive.

5 makeup products and she didn't include mascara? Eyeliner but no mascara? I vehemently disagree.