I have a great idea for a HGTV show. Take the recently renovated homes by The Gaines, Fords, Flip or Floppers, and the property brothers and have them inspected my Mike Holmes. If they pass, they get to keep their show. If not, GTFO.

Adam Driver is basically hung like a horse and i fucking knew it. The man is a fridge. He can grab my entire head with his one gigantic hand and crush my skull and spit on me and thats ok. Do it Adam.

Why are fragrance ads always out to fucking lunch?

There’s a reason why people said Ben playing the husband in Gone Girl was type casting. 

I won a very big award at work. Like the highest award for the type of work I do award. It’s very surreal, because the project was a lot of work, but compared to the people and work who have won it before, it doesn’t seem like I did anything new? Or different? I don’t know, I guess it’s what happens when you’ve spent…

And this is the sort of stuff that makes me regularly give up on fitness classes. The ‘you can tackle YOUR mountain!’ ‘If you just BELIEVE you can fight through ANYTHING’ semi-motivational bullshit tied to physical fitness. Like the fortitude it takes to get through a 40 minute yoga class has anything to do with the…

This may be very true, but I don’t think most messages that thin=good are as overt as that.

Everything about diet, health, food, physical attractiveness, and fitness is fucked up in this country.

There are a lot of reasons why I take my classes at the YMCA, but to sum up in one word it is because it is Real. Real people, realistic instructors, realistic expectations. All shapes and sizes and ages. My first YMCA yoga instructor many moves and states ago was an old hippie who taught what I later learned is…

I think a lot of fitness gurus seem like they’re forthcoming, but it’s selectively forthcoming. They don’t tell you it’s their full-time job to be thin. They don’t tell you they’ve been on a strict diet for 10 years. A lot of them use cult-like MLM tactics of love bombing and then shaming.

Two years with someone else's heart ticking away inside me.

We both know the answer to this lol.

Psaki does an excellent job. If one of the Black women floated for the job shut shit down the way she does, I wonder if members of the press corps would publicly “root” for her “warmth” or decide she is “abrasive” actually. 

Stanley Tucci in many, many films co-staring Stanley Tucci. Is Stanley hot in and of himself, or is Stanley so hot because we’ve gotten to see him support amazing women on screen for the last several decades?

The Devil Wears Prada, Julie and Julia both come to mind immediately, but I bet there are a couple more at…

If Godzilla doesn’t kill them all in the end, then HARD PASS.

“Me You Madness” tells the deliciously wicked tale about a beautiful, ruthlessly ambitious, intelligent, and successful businesswoman

I gained a lot of weight a couple years ago, which I have since dropped. I was amazed at the different ways I was treated.
The weird thing is, when I was larger I could’ve used that help (opening doors, picking things up, etc) a lot more than when I was smaller. It was truly a learning experience. 

It’s almost like he and his wife are speaking two different languages. 

So annulments are like a total joke, as long as you are mega rich? What grounds can annul a marriage producing three children? Wouldn’t that make the children “illegitimate” in the eyes of the church? Can someone explain what grounds she came up with?