Well the first tweet says "sam" with a totally different picture, then the second is a K with a different picture even tho the tweet address is the same. IDK, because I don't tweet how it all works.

Wow,its really hard to figure out why he wouldn't want her in his house at all. I wonder what broke them up??*

If anything, this just proves that the vast majority of porn is produced by sociopaths. I thought fisting was atrocious. But I am really fascinated with the psychology behind this. The men that film it, all the stage hands (lighting, sound, costuming, etc)-all the actors-I mean at what point would any of them say "Ok…

I'm in my late 40's, and I spent my entire 30's reproducing Anthony Bourdain's healthy eating lifestyle. I was only able to master the massive amounts of whiskey and cigarettes, while traveling to places I'd never thought I'd go (Mississippi, anyone?) I think when I was in New Orleans I ate something exotic but I…

I'm so totally jaded, because my first thought was "is all that stuff glued/nailed down?" How come no one has stolen anything??

Breathing-I can't even. It really is so hard to pick just one that had my lungs in a spasm from laughing-it was a toss-up between the alfredo-covered burrito in a planter at the bookstore,and this: http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/943897539…

What a shame. Hopefully this will pass, as I eagerly await the birth of child South.

Awesome, you and me will be in the corner drinking the wine and being the black sheep of the family :)

Pintrest. You forgot to add Pintrest for all the basics in all demographics.

^^^^ All true, btw. Totally ME lol

Age: Yes, I AM a couple years away from 50 however I am considered by some a "Milf" or a "cougar". Perhaps it is YOUR genes that have graced me so well? Oh-you don't remember ME now, Auntie Grace?

Its ironic, really. Here are two of the most beautiful looking people in the world, who have mated and have produced an exceptionally beautiful child, that everyone speculated about in terms of the child's looks. I'm sure there are a few who are disappointed that the two gorgeous rich famous celebrities also went on…

this pic.......sent my lungs into spasm from laughing too hard. LOVE IT

You obviously missed the comparison. There is no money is getting people into shape and them STAYING in shape. Which is why gyms offer candy at the counter and why doctors offer drugs with side effects that keep you sick. THAT was the point.

And where's Richard and Jane now? And who is Jillian? Sure, there's money to be made in touting the latest and greatest 'lazy' work out (cross-fit, anyone?) Visit your local Walmart and see how its all working out (no pun intended) for the general public. Not so much.

Its like healthcare. I'm at a high-risk for developing breast cancer, so my dr advised that I take this stuff called Tamoxifin for the next 5 years, as its shown to greatly decrease chance of getting BC. 'Cept one of the biggest side effects is an huge increase in developing Uterine cancer.

There's his out. "Baby!!!! Wtf!!!! But I thought it was YOU!" She tricked me!!! She said she was you!!!!

Maybe just for bragging rights. You know, 'I did twins'. Obviously this is real life- how men do twins- because if this was porn-he would've done them both at the same time. Meh. Besides, someone out there is saying 'well they all look alike anyway....". You know that.

You may be onto something there. I adore cilantro, and anything truffle infused makes me want to gag. So the idea of a 300.00 bite of that fungus-I mean yeah, I don't get it.

Oh, you asked what would GO well with LOG? I didn't know you meant what would they say? I must not have 'heard'. They might say crucify? Yo? Naw......beer. That works.