If it helps, I’m kinda drunk right now too. Tee many martoonis. My post was not a “humblebrag,” and I wondered if questions like yours would come up. It’s a good, honest question, and thanks for asking it.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

More than one man has commented to me that he couldn’t stand to watch HMT because he didn’t like seeing the mistreatment of women. Huh!

I concur. The beverage makes Toxic Masculinity seem palatable. I’d have named it Energized Feminist Base or Sweet Misandry (bonus points because either name would rattle dipshit MRAs).

Fuck humans, we’re awful. Save the sharks.

Me too. Yum.

An old classic:

Props to everyone participating in this march BUT the fact that we have to have this is an embarrassment.

I really don’t understand all the fuss over what kids do or don’t do to your life/ marriage/ body. I have a 3 year old with another one on the way and I gotta say... it’s really not as “life changing” or dramatic as people make it out to be. My husband and I decided to have kids. So we did. And now we’re just trying…

This really, really sucks. I know vaping has a bad wrap, but there are plenty of people who aren’t douchebags about it and they have used vapes as a way to stop smoking cigarettes which is a good fucking thing. I vape, I don’t do “cloud” bullshit and I am respectful of people around me (as in I don’t do it in public…

Some sailors have to leave their men, too.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

This story leaves out the best part!

Including a trans mom in a lesbian relationship, where they are both the biological parents of the kid. I also liked that they included a Korean woman who is a single mother - that is still a big deal for a lot of Korean families.

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

This gif is me whenever a man tries to compliment me

I don’t get the snark regarding Amanda Seyfried’s eggs. If that’s how she feels, that’s how she feels. I think there’s this narrative surrounding modern women according to which all thoughts and conversations about biological clocks and “baby fever” must be suppressed, lest you turn your feminist card over. But some…

I like this moment from earlier today.

Yeah, I’m fairly well screwed on this one.