I really should :)

I have 16 month old boy/girl twins, and my own mother makes comments like this ALL THE TIME about my girl twin. She critiques the fact that I don’t style her hair in a more ‘girl’ fashion, or if she’s wearing her brother’s onesie that happens to have blue and white stripes. It drives me insane! She’s always, “You need…

Good god, this was deeply uncomfortable to watch.

I also got a lot of “Lost In Translation” vibes, specifically that scene where Bill Murray is on set for his commerical and asking the translator what the director is saying.

Oh man, I have the opposite problem with my boy/girl twins...I can rarely get a candid shot of them together, but I have tons of photos of them individually. They’re only 16 months though, so I’m hoping that will change :)

SAME, SAME. I used to snark at pregnancy announcements, “bump” progress photos, the whole thing. Now I have twins, and I get it.

As a mom of twins, I think it’s pretty rad that she’s about to join my tribe :)

How did I not know this existed??

Subscribed! I support this.

I’m not sure why, but I’m into this. Would see.

This gif is giving me LIFE!

DEAR GOD NO

If so much as a cool breeze touches my bare b-hole, I immediately know it’s my b-hole that’s feeling it, and not any other hole on my body. So I cannot, and will not, ever understand the concept of accidental anal.

(Also, from the bottom of my b-hole, can I get ungrayed please?)

THIS NEWS PLEASES ME GREATLY

self-tanner + bronzer + making sure you have no soul?

So accurate. So good.

NAILED IT.

“At 12, I wasn’t interested.”

That was brilliant! Definitely bookmarking that one.

This is beautifully written.

I am thinking of all my LGBT friends today, and you. I support you, and will do my part to make things better, in any small way I can.

It tastes like Cheeto dust-covered fragile egos.