SAME, SAME. I used to snark at pregnancy announcements, “bump” progress photos, the whole thing. Now I have twins, and I get it.

As a mom of twins, I think it’s pretty rad that she’s about to join my tribe :)

How did I not know this existed??

Subscribed! I support this.

I’m not sure why, but I’m into this. Would see.

This gif is giving me LIFE!

DEAR GOD NO

If so much as a cool breeze touches my bare b-hole, I immediately know it’s my b-hole that’s feeling it, and not any other hole on my body. So I cannot, and will not, ever understand the concept of accidental anal.

(Also, from the bottom of my b-hole, can I get ungrayed please?)

THIS NEWS PLEASES ME GREATLY

self-tanner + bronzer + making sure you have no soul?

So accurate. So good.

NAILED IT.

“At 12, I wasn’t interested.”

That was brilliant! Definitely bookmarking that one.

This is beautifully written.

I am thinking of all my LGBT friends today, and you. I support you, and will do my part to make things better, in any small way I can.

It tastes like Cheeto dust-covered fragile egos.

*raises hand*
I was born in Seoul. It’s definitely in South Korea.

I like you. And your coworkers.

Jezebel’s Drumph descriptors have truly been the shining beacon of this year’s election. You deserve all the drinks.

Thanks! Although it seems I’m still not permanently ungrayed, as I commented on another article and it’s still gray. I’ll have to try the emailing route next, I suppose.