This reminds me of a chart I saw recently that shows what your booze of choice says about your politics.

I love you for this.

"We currently have a full team of donors hard at work, though we appreciate the offer!"

This is just. No.

I like them too.

my reaction to these pillows:

He is definitely aging well.

THIS. IS. THE. BEST.

I intensely dislike that type of woman.

But seriously, just her ranting and raving in the first video scared me. What a mess. Angry drunks are no fun, male or female. Thank god they got her ass off that plane.

Ah, rompers: when you wanna get naked to pee.

I'm pretty sure that's his top and bottom lip you're seeing. Not seeing any tongue, at least in my opinion.

I'm just kind of relieved we're not seeing tongue action.

Once upon a time, I was lucky enough to judge a beard contest at a local bar, and one of the categories required that I and my fellow lady judges sniff each participant's beard. One man's beard not only smelled so delicious that I wanted to nestle in it for the rest of winter, but it was surprisingly soft and…

Yes. Beard conditioner is a bearded man's best friend.

my first thought when I saw that was, "oh, he's totally taking a shit right now."