I feel your pain :(

Any other jezzies whose husbands are currently overseas on military deployments? I'm only 3 1/2 months in and it feels like fucking forever. I won't see him until next spring. I've definitely gone through these before, this isn't my first rodeo, but good god, I MISS SEX SO MUCH. I feel like a horny 13 year old teenage…

Were you isolated from the other participants? The whole thing sounds fascinating, but the thought of 70+ days of little to no human contact is just....depressing.

I've never heard of or seen Jimmy Q before, but I just checked out his IG feed a bit.....and godDAMN that is one good-looking man.

it's not working for me either.

It looks like a pizza with....weird pustules as a crust.

Wait, there are muppets in this video?

not gonna lie, I totally started watching The Tudors on Netflix solely for this fine specimen of a man.

Ditto. It was the same way when I lived in Spain for a few years. It was only cheek-to-cheek greetings (both cheeks I might add) with friends and people you actually knew. Also with people you were being introduced to by a mutual friend.

I'd kill for a 60's AC system....I work from home, and my 1950's house has no AC at all. I've been making do with one of those portable AC/dehumidifier things (which is only effective in a 1 foot by 1 foot radius) and fans. lots of fans.

I'm in southern California, and we've just gone through a horrendous heat wave, so anything with snow and mountains and cold is making me salivate right now.

Yeah, it seemed a bit off to me too.

You should definitely do it next year then! I'm in the same boat as you...the hubby and I did the courthouse wedding thing, so we never did the full-on engagement and wedding photos. And I've always regretted it. BUT. We celebrated our 10th anniversary this year, and my husband surprised me with a portrait session…

that hedgehog:

I already live with something that can read my facial expressions and body language: my husband. I don't need my cat to be able to do the same thing.

Ditto.

I'm putting ALL OF THESE in my diddle bank immediately.

This story is horrible, but this gif makes me so happy.

Jesse Pinkman would be proud of Rhubarb Lady's abundant use of "bitch" in her tirade.

oh my god, you nailed it. I, too, thought of this.