Swift is used to weird creepos gunning for her. As skeevy as Cannon’s overtures are, they got nothin on Stefan Molyneux’s “you’re so beautiful, it’s a shame you haven’t had kids yet, because soon your womb will be a shriveled husk and you’ll serve no purpose to anyone, millionaire singer-songwriter who is incredibly…

Can you not link to Mail Online articles please? It’s a far-right news site run on a tax dodge, and if you mention that baddies are going to be on there shirtless, I’m going to be clicking and regretting.

So she’s going to be Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi? If they name their first child Madonna or Prince they’ll have a good chunk of 80's pop covered.

My first girlfriend in grade school made me feel crappy with how much she gushed over the actor who played Peter Pan in that. So no, nobody remembers that film.

What’s sad is Alan Tudyk would make a GREAT Hook. Just look at his voice work on Harley Quinn and his role as Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball. They really really fucked that one up.

I think we have a solid pitch for the next adaptation of Peter Pan:

Whoever decided to cast Alan Tudyk as Wendy’s father but not as Captain Hook (as is traditionally done) should be fired immediately.

Anybody remember the 2003 Peter Pan movie, with Jason Isaacs as Hook? I really liked that one.

SUPREME OWNAGE, BITCH

by about 19 minutes into the ep i was losing it a bit thinking “guys, you gotta go get Conner, go get your brother”

*spills some malt liquor out on my keyboard*
Oh, that wasn’t a very good idea.

I’m absolutely certain that Tom giving Greg the location of his sensitive files will not come back to haunt him. I mean, Greg had never, ever, ever done anything like squirrel away information he was supposed to destroy for future personal gain.

RIP Zodiac Motherfucker

I freaking loved that bit! So never before heard from survivor Crystal explains acting to Misty and within a day Misty sounds more like Sally Field as M’Lynn, than Sally Field! Travis is twigged, Ben is starving delusional, and the team goes from razzing her to cheering her on. This episode had soooo much dark humor.…

I don’t even think the current staff writers are old enough to watch THE SHIELD yet. 

How soon people forget the motherfuckin’ ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.

Historically speaking, the concept of the theater audience being silent non-participants in the play is relatively new. Who among us has not read the rousing accounts of barely literate Englishmen singing along to "" I Shalt Always Love Thou" during performances at the Globe Theater? 

We had to back it up to confirm what we heard, but I thought it was notable that Walter sold himself to Misty as a Moriarty to her Holmes, not a Watson.

Can we just pause for a moment and recognize Melanie Lynskey’s stunning performance with the carjacker at the garage? That monologue complete with having to “peel back the skin” or pointing the gun at him and confessing how she was shaking not because she was afraid, but how much she wanted to kill him.” THAT was the…

I think the reflection was saying “Go to her”, and the bit with her hands resembled Van’s mask from Doomcoming...