I’ve got a huge box full of doubtlessly warped tapes in a closet in my parents’ house. I feel you on the VHS old. I even have a couple of “special edition” VHS tapes with a second tape that has “extra features”.

Today? Hipgnosis is owned by Blackstone, look them up.

“transgress with Pam in hopes it goes somewhere while couching it in a judgement." This is so on the nose it's going to take a gifted rhinoplastician to put it back together. The skeezy pass + "it's just a joke, lighten up" + "what I'm really saying is you're a slut, not that I want you." Ugggghhh.

If you have a strong opinion on Velma you need help. I saw a trailer and it didn’t look appealing to me so I simply ignored it. Pretty easy to do I highly recommend it. Saves you a lot of stress and time. 

wondered why Beyoncé would agree to perform there

I absolutely believe this story. It’s exactly the sort of humor I associate with Tim Allen, conservative male joke where he gets to do what he wants which is transgress with Pam in hopes it goes somewhere while couching it in a judgement. Especially likely prior to the #metoo movement given all that we know now about…

Us dumb guys won so it’s all stuff like Yellowstone spin-offs, Reacher, Tulsa King, and video game adaptations until the end of time, baby!!! Y’all had a great send-off for Prestige TV with Better Call Saul but it’s over Johnny.

A single colony of gerbils will typically construct an extensive network of burrows, with tunnels leading to food stores, nesting areas, and escape routes. These burrows can go as deep as 1.7 meters and stretch across 6 to 8 meters.

Interestingly, a boycott of their D&DBeyond product absolutely worked and lead them to furiously backpedaling this. They lost a huge amount of recurring revenue in a remarkably short span of time.

Boycotts work if people don’t listen to the assholes who say “boycotts don’t work.”

“The trans acceptance debate is far too nuanced for baity articles like this.”

It’s from contaminated flour (and possibly sugar). As others on the internet picked up on, all the main characters somehow avoid eating flour during the prologue. They had no flour so they end up making eggs for breakfast rather than pancakes. Sarah decides not to eat the cookies because of the raisins and the camera…

I’ve seen a lot of people on the internet surmise the infection started with tainted flour. All the main characters avoid flower. They had no flour so they end up making eggs for breakfast rather than pancakes. Sarah decides not to eat the cookies because of the raisins (the camera also oddly lingers on the cookies…

Bratz dolls have a lot to answer for. Except possibly buccal fat.

Look at this mother fucker’s obituary: https://mortuary.org/obituaries/michael-haight

Patriarchy and guns are inherently linked in the US.

I listened to her on an Armchair Expert episode and my takeaway is that she’s not very smart (certainly not in the ways that the internet appreciates). There are a lot of things she’s talented/good at, but it seems like critical thinking isn’t one of them. At least her ignorance isn’t malicious. 🤷🏼‍♀️

If anything this feels more like the prequel to The Menu.

I haven’t seen The Menu but isn’t this The Menu?

Well-made movie with a great cast but I think I’m over media that just points at rich people and says “bad!!!!” and then sits back smirking like ahh my work is done without including any more substance

Subjective lists are subjective, but any list of the best films of 2022 without The Menu somewhere on it is inherently wrong.