Ya! Good idea...but pics or it didn’t happen! ;)

That makes him your half first cousin. Not sure what the laws are on that...probably just don’t tell your Dad. ;)

All the info you’ll need is here, I wrote out a longer note above^^ to Sia’s Oversized Wig with some vague details about my immigration experience & some advice.

I married a Canadian. I’m not some mail order bride or someone trying to escape a 3rd world existence and it still took some time, money, fbi background checks, fingerprinting, medical and gynecological examinations, questioning, forms and on and on. Many hiccups along the way that drug out the time. Unable to work…

This is a great article. I would love to share it...except for I don’t want to offend people with the profanity. Real Christians need to check themselves and the WORD before they show their ignorance...general ignorance AND ignorance of what they are commanded to do. Turning away the needy is considered a seriously…

Truly! Suggesting all Southerners are the same backassward types as these idiots is like saying all Muslims are terrorists. :(

Another thing that puts pressure on women is knowing that if these things don’t get done, WE will be judged and blamed, even by other women. You’ll be called a bad Mother, a poor housekeeper and more. If you leave stuff up to most men...your kid will be the smelly dirty one in class who’s lunch account is in the…

Say you don’t know and watch his jaw drop in amazement! It’s funny. Sometimes I think my husband does this same thing just for attention.

My Mom would say “That gate ain’t gonna fix itself now is it??” Somehow, that seemed to work. I laugh thinking about it now, in a good way, since they both have passed on.

For us, it’s anything with Hobbits. We have tried to watch LOTR more than once and 15 minutes into any of them and we’re both asleep. It’s so boring.

Ok...you say you have a gf now but, another girl was the best thing? Eek! Hope current gf doesn’t see this...you could be in big trouble! Also...I was thinking, wouldn’t it be ironic if you found out someday that you’re sterile too and always had been? Really though...if you think about it seriously, if she had…

Maybe she spiked HIS drink?? It really doesn’t specify.

You don’t need a party or an engagement ring to get married. You’re marrying a person, not stuff. If the person isn’t enough, then don’t get married.

I thought he was going to look like Sawyer Fredericks from The Voice...poor Sawyer wouldn’t make it 30 seconds in prison.

Wow! The dark hair really suits you.

Ok ladies, he IS married. If it was a new female PM and guys were saying such things about her looks, sitting on her face and fuckability instead of her politics, then many people would be all butthurt about it. It’s just so rare for a male politician to be young looking and so attractive...I know it’s hard to help…

Sure they can tell criminals not to have guns but, they are already criminals who don’t care about any laws and they will do whatever they want. Sad but true.

The 2 mentioned are a bit shiny for most guys. My hubs prefers the Original Lip Balm from Burts Bees because of that. It is really good stuff!

Love this! Your writing is very entertaining.