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When I see an abandoned lottery ticket story...I always wonder if maybe the person died, is in a coma or went to prison. 🙁

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Tom Hardy in the face here?

They probably convinced him to air it by offering him money. 🤔

Nothing!

Ya...that does happen. Infection or a slip and it’s gone. One recent example IIRC is one of the parents was jukin around taking pics and bumped or distracted the doc and the doc sliced off the whole penis. 🙁🙁🙁

That’s exactly what I think. Had to scroll a bit to find anyone posting that though. 🤔

For real. I think pirating has been good for business actually. More people get exposed to new movies and music than otherwise. Many directors/artists would never have gotten as much exposure without it.

I knew a grown ass man who thought women peed out of their vaginal canal. I told his Mother and she was mortified! 😂

Trapped in Willie Nelson’s bong.

Well...I had a customer named Aquanet Jackson. Yes, that was the name her parents gave her. Poor kid. Who names their kid Aquanet? That’s hairspray! 😔

They didn’t charge him correctly so now he gets away with unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping...something like that. Just terrible.

Even 2LiveCrew just spoke out against Trump...he is apparently too perverted for Uncle Luke!

Isn’t that such a common thing cheaters say and do for their wive’s benefit? “Oh no honey I’m not messing with that girl, she’s ugly!”

This wouldn’t be a problem if they were in jail forever, where they belong. 🤔

Let all the nonviolent pot smokers/dealers out of prison to make room and keep the pedophiles in there, forever. One offense should be LIFE.

I don’t know if everyone knows this but Taylor is like the poster child of perfect white womanhood in racist circles. So Taylor, if you’re reading this, PLEASE date a black guy...just a few dates some day if you’re ever single again, dinner and a movie wouldn’t kill you, just to drive them insane and show you’re not

Oh no now I’m thinking about my 1st grade teacher who wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom. I was six. I had an accident and she made me clean it up with paper towels. Then she wouldn’t let me go wash my hands. Of course she verbally humiliated me the whole time too and the kids called me peepee pants for at least 3

Just helping with your spelling.

MastUrbate*

If she isn’t getting any attention she has the right to be unhappy and choose to not accept it. I read about a woman whose husband hadn’t touched her in years but pleased himself multiple times a day. That’s not acceptable. Not a marriage.