Q: How many cops does it take to kick a poor person down the stairs?


A: He fell.

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

God the fucking male entitlement just starts SO. EARLY.

Unless you are an actual Aboriginal person, "Australian" is not a race, you useless dipshit.

I'm highlighting this post for a couple reasons:

he is a very good actor. i would like to see him play a raging asshole tbh.

I love Josh Hutcherson. I also contend that he is in fact a good actor (the Kids are Alright etc).

Did Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen break up? But they're meant to be! Like Russ and Rebecca on Chums! [ONTD]

he's so handsome! so tiny!! so charming!!!!!

josh hutcherson is so presh

Madonna ENOUGH. (just imagine I'm using my loud dog voice)

I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.

Australians are terrible coffee snobs.* The cackling delight taken in watching Starbucks go out of business because they had the temerity to open in the heart of Coffeesnobville really suggested that we have some deep issues. That said, I went into a Starbucks once and they were selling green tea with whipped cream…

As much as I hate the heat and humidity, I want to move to Texas, buy the biggest pickup truck there is, put a gun rack in it and open-carry all over town.

You know, I like to think I've seen a lot of things, visited a lot of places, lived a hell of a life. But then I read this, specifically the bride firing a shotgun from a pickup truck, and suddenly I come to a sobering realization.

Now you listen here young man. The flat white is INTEGRAL to the Australian experience. I am personally OFFENDED at your characterisation of this NATIONAL ICON and I hereby declare you UNAUSTRALIAN.

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I have no problem with people wanting or preferring their own special kind of coffee or whatever but I am just so fucking tired of hearing about it and how it's the best and how they can't stand to drink anything but that and how if you're drinking something else you're a coffee asshole and OMG I DO NOT CARE.

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried