I can see the fanfic already!

Hillary, for a palate cleanser, I recommend 50 Shades of Suck:

Americans cannot appreciate our fine Quebecois cuisine.

I love how penguins are always like 'OH FUCK MOTHERFUCKER...okay just walk it off. Walk it off. No one saw that except Uncle Bob and he's an idiot. It's aaaaaall good.'

Definitely. MATTE FTW.

I wish she wasn't so oily. Other than that she looks fantastic and radiant. But too much baby oil.

Yes? My head hurts and my heart aches for those girls.

I mean as long as it's got fries, some sort of cheese and a gravy sauce, I'm okay. But then again, I don't eat poutine anymore so I'm definitely not an expert.

I don't know about that. But now I really want an Anne of Green Gables themed abortion clinic.

I am totally fine with people doing pulled pork poutine and fancy pants poutine with foie gras gravy and some crazy cheese curds, but this is not poutine. This is a bunch of stuff dumped on some mediocre fries and called poutine to take advantage of our gravy and cheese curd lovin' people.

Charlottetown Accord? I'm desperately trying to remember my grade 9 history class.

That's much better. I was thinking the Moon Door in retribution but yes, a slow poisoning where he realizes he's been outplayed at the end would be fabulous.

I disagree. I think Sansa and Arya are both great in different ways. Team Stark!

I agree. A nice stroll through the moon door, dear Petyr?

That's an excellent theory! And I love the image of the Stefani/Morissette hybrid.

As Sophie Turner is only 18, this is definitely a necessary clarification.

The stench emiting from apartment 304 was awful. Sarah felt the bile begin to rise in the back of her throat.

I love this song, but I kinda wish she'd been able (or chosen) to shoot on set. Like couldn't they spare a District 13 bunker for her and a nice grey uniform? Maybe some Capitol stuff too? I know they don't want to give away spoilers but a grey bunker would not be super spoilery.

MARK, I READ A MURDER MYSTERY ABOUT THIS. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FICTION, MARK.

I just read Waistcoats & Weaponry by Gail Carriger. Fabulous.