True. You could just send the broken heart emoji. One character shatters everything!

Is that better or worse than a post-it?

Dearest MoGlo,

Oh Amy, you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox.

I miss his British accent. I LOVE YOU, DEAN THOMAS! GRYFFINDOR4LYFE.

I got an email from a Canadian company announcing their Black Friday sales today.

Oh Wendy.

I have an intense fear of undercooked or raw meat (IDK, childhood trauma of undercooked chicken possibly?) so I'd never get the tartare myself. But I've eaten some unconventional meats abroad, so I wouldn't rule out horse. I mean, I've eaten Bambi and Thumper, I can eat Black Beauty too.

Do you have the requisite popcorn?

I know. You can't reply but just shake your head and laugh. I bet Uber is giggling himself silly.

I remember someone doing Horse Tartare on Canada's Top Chef. Apparently, it sucked. But I think anyone handling meat they aren't familiar with is going to make it sucky.

And the Holocaust and Apartheid and women without the vote!

I don't know what's better: this video or the comments in the greys.

She was my life idol. I just wanted to be Claudia.

And a big collar. BIG PIMPIN' COLLAR.

Yes! Were you a renaissance trout??

This is just reaffirmation of my love for Jen.

Yes! Although they did have a dog who would come up to you with a ball or a stick but when you tried to take it, he'd run off or try to bite you. Not skilled in fetch, that one.

At my cousin's farewell party today, I met these two charmers: