I feel like you’re the only other person who noticed this. If I thought I’d had sex with a guy, and then it turned out that what he actually did was penetrate me with a foreign object (by which I mean an object that is not permanently attached to his body; not like a penile prosthetic) without my knowledge and…

This is beautiful.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh,
Who knows about cucumbers under the sea?
THIS-EM-PLOY-EE!
But never set foot in a garden has she!
THIS-EM-PLOY-EE!

My aunt “has” Morgellons. I “had” something similar in 2010. I was obsessed with ingrown hairs, to the point that I believed I had almost twice as much hair as I actually had, but it was ‘trapped’ under the skin of my scalp and therefore I had to free it with my fingernails. I waxed all the skin off my chin because I…

I could be wrong, I’m not pyschic, but I think what he’s trying to prove is that having someone stick their tongue down your throat without your consent is gross and disconcerting.

Absolutely. That’s the first thing I thought about when I saw it. If it was Taylor Swift and I dunno... Steve Tyler or someone, people would be losing their shit.

Yeah I cringed when I watched the video when Drake was kinda flailing around to make it stop and she... didn’t.

Yeah it really looks like she didn’t have his permission to do that. I feel for him and am uncomfortable with people laughing at his reaction.

Exactly what I was thinking.....but haha because it’s Madge...? Ick.

That (reaction) was ... uncomfortable. I think some people would be freaking out about this clip if their gender roles were reversed.

I guess you could say they...man-eloped.

It's more like "I love you so much and want to spend the rest of my life with you and potentially have children with you, but I also have sexual needs that the two of us alone may not be able to fulfill, and so I would like to have an open arrangement to explore that part of me while still keeping our relationship…

I’m having a really hard time wording this, but maybe you can help...

I wash ziplocs in the dishwasher and reuse them. Would we count this as the same or different than reusing water bottles.

The Queen is so well dressed you might say Wintour is coming....i'll let myself out.

Okay, wait. You guys. Wait. I've got it. Bear with me, here, 'cause I'm gonna blow your hair back.

No. There's only one person fit to continue this franchise.

oh jeez - this is one of my biggest relationship deal breakers. If the guy I'm with can't deal with me having friends, I'm outta there. To me it's a sign of an unhealthy relationship, and a clue that the jealous person could be controlling and/or abusive (first thing an abuser does is cut back your support network.)

I'm neither the cheater nor the cheatee, but I am involved in one such story and it is a really special kind of awful.

My husband of three years started watching My Little Pony. And I was like...okay. Whatever. That's fine. Until he started verging into brony territory. And then I got a bit concerned.