This story doesn't even compare...

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Him. When someone stands behind my car being "cute" and I've got to get my grandma to a doctor's appointment, I do not fuck around.

God, this video x a million.

Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

Yes, I'm replying to myself, I know... I just wanted to add on I have the PERFECT protest sign to picket the WBC and I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner, being from Texas and all.

*muffled shouting from kitchen*

My husband describes the whole two hour experience as if the entire staff had never been inside of a restaurant before and had no idea how typical restaurant experiences were supposed to work. Or drugs.

At one time, it was. In the 80s, a lot of beats were made with drum machines, maybe with a little swing control but quite often completely on the beat. Samplers changed things, since people were sampling short drum breaks and musical phrases where the playing was imprecise in the source material. The waveform view on…

There's some fun musicological analysis of the rhythm patterns of different rappers (fun, I guess, if you're interested in that kind of thing). It isn't always about keeping strictly to the beat, it's about riding it. As well, there is a polyrhythmic aspect to it -the different attacks ahead of or behind the downbeat…

She was drunk and brought her kid ...and they CALLED THE POLICE. What a fine, upstanding bunch of orgiers right there.

On boards? I doubt it.

The biggest problem is that the beard style is the complete opposite of what's happening on top of his head!

I am attracted to women all the time. However, I don't have that lust that is so overpowering that you can't think of anything else until I really get to know someone. It's weird because I'lol also have kinky or rough sex on occasion but any kind of sex with someone that I don't feel a strong emotional connection to…

Okay, raise your hand if you thought Dubya was going to get the blame when they saw the headline.

I would like to hug you for this.