I think Rubio started it; early in the primaries he commented on Trump’s small hands and said something like “You know what it means when someone has small hands...”. I agree it would have blown over if Trump hadn’t made it a big deal.

Just put out a few dead cows. The bears would get the hang of it.

This was my first thought. The kids raised by “Mommy bloggers” are growing up, and may well be mad as hell that their entire life is public property. This promises to be an entirely new area of case law.

I have no idea what size penis Trump has (nor any desire to find out. Bleahrgh!). Maybe the artist has seen Trump naked and this is an absolutely accurate depiction of his body. Maybe he’s hung like John Holmes, I don’t know. It does not and should not matter, but don’t try to pretend society doesn’t place a lot of…

I would have gone for Pestilence, myself.

Ok, let’s play the Balance Game.

I think I need to get a Twitter account just to follow Cher. “Use him like guys at a Frat party” is my new favourite line.

Lowell Conrad, the chairman of the Livingston County Republican Party, told the Times on Monday that he hoped to replace Nojay with someone “as close to him as possible, philosophically,”

Guys, PLEASE don’t post stuff like this. For a start, gross. More importantly, it’s body shaming. If Repubs did something similar to Clinton we would justifiably heap scorn on them. Denigrating men for their penis size is problematic on its own, let alone when it involves a Presidential candidate. There is more than…

It’s not the Clinton presidency that will be the problem, but the Trump loss. He’s primed his supporters to regard any election he doesn’t win as rigged and illegitimate. I don’t think an all-out civil war is likely, but more Y’all Qaedas are. I only hope they’re all resolved as peacefully as the original.

CHER FOR DEBATE MODERATOR!

She was Speaking Her Mind and Telling It Like It Is and Not Being Politically Correct. I thought Trump supporters were into that.

My favourite is the Sydney Funnel Web Spider. If you’re going to catch one (to be used for antivenom), you need to put it in a glass container, because it can bite through plastic. Its range is very limited, though - the only place it’s found is in and around the city of Sydney. Which just so happens to be the most…

Not if she’d joined a nunnery.

...“several high ranking sources at the network” say somewhat more diplomatically that “they hear the criticism and agree with at least some of it.”

I think there’s a difference between a joke in bad taste, and an advertisement in bad taste. The first is just bad taste and could be a spur-of-the-moment piece of dumbassery. The second...someone sat down with that bad taste idea, ran it past other people and created their own little bad-taste short film that was…

Chilly exes?? Oh yeah, that would have been awkward.

Rose put the pressure on herself to participate only because she talks about sex a lot and found it necessary to walk the walk.

Wine would be a bad idea - if you drink alcohol you feel warmer, but that’s because it’s dilating the blood vessels on the surface of your skin. Your core temperature drops and you would freeze to death that much faster.

We won’t gouge you on the drugs that are optional - what would be the sense in that? You’ll just stop taking them when the price gets too high and we’ll have lost your business for nothing. No, we save that shit for drugs you will literally fucking die without, because we know you’ll pay whatever you have to for them!