“These people are either woefully unaware of the stakes involved - or so willfully vapid they just don’t care.” 

Edi Patterson should have been nominated for The Righteous Gemstones.

The underreported story is that the big four broadcast networks (ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX) did not get a single nomination. Considering the long history of the Globes’ TV category, that’s stunning.

Okay, seriously, what the fuck, speaking of snubs, how is René Auberjonois not deserving of an obituary article? The dude’s a legend.

Same here! I legit got excited to see him again. Theres just something to the way Joey Badass plays him. Especially enjoyed him not remembering Dom until she reminded him he killed 4 guys in a barn in front of her. "Oh yeah."

Can I say it? I’m gonna say it. Leon is incredible and was the absolute highlight of this episode for me.

Man, I’ll be honest. You and Robot_Jax are really on for being killjoys about this.

When did Colors come out?   Last year?  Was a good song 

Beck has been praised for his consistency and talent for decades. Dude has 7 Grammies and 17 nominations. idk where you’ve been.

Total disagreement. This is definitely your perspective and I'd say it's fairly incorrect. 

No mention of the fact that Ryan Reynolds is the ex-husband of Colin Jost’s fiancee Scarlet Johansson?

That cast list sketch was amazing, and it showcased the entire cast with no cameos. No way it was going to air.

Putting ketchup on your turkey is far more embarrassing than ripping a fart during Thanksgiving dinner.

“Same goes for Pete Davidson, whose peek-a-boo season continued with a very successful disappearing act. “

This is not high low this is Human versus Excel spreadsheet.

For now, content yourself by reading the rest of the interview and prepare to absolutely ruin your nieces and nephew’s Thanksgivings by explaining to them exactly how their Iron Man toy is just a KKK action figure in disguise.

Also, I don’t believe Jared ever really wanted to dedicate himself to that human fire hydrant. He just thought that’s what he should do. I think he was relieved to find out he was fired.

I bake to pay the bills while I work on my tiny art biz and I can tell you from experience that vegan baking is amazing, if you’re properly trained.

It’s also weird how that’s basically the same argument that was thrown at GenXers appx 15 years before it was lobbed at Millennials. And so on for every generation in its youth and early adulthood. Yet GenXers whine about being forgotten...at least they’re not being blamed for everything.

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.