I would have personally chosen to call him a “Huge Shithole” in the headline, but I also feel it’s our unique ways of thinking that make Gizmodo Media Group’s diverse portfolio of online platforms so compelling.

I’m not usually a religious person, but I’ve thought more than once about how Ted Cruz might be the Anti-Christ.

So he tried to take a hearing on Russia and turn it into “evil Muslims.” Fuck you, Ted Cruz, this is why no one likes you.

Someone should tell Mr. Cruz his toupee is on backwards. Perhaps a bi-product of an individual who spends the majority of time with their head crammed up their own ass.

I know the point here is that Chris Christie is a lewser but just to get needlessly heavy about stuff: I come from a family full of drug addicts can I just say shitheads like Christie making addiction sound like a secret dark magic germ that hides in marijuana plants and jumps out and grabs you and makes you do heroin…

Didn’t he read that teleprompter though and seemed “presidential”? honestly I hope he can’t read this will be great, but i can’t get my hopes up and have them dashed again.

You’re surrounded by assholes.

I’m really of two minds about this. Obviously if she is the victim of a crime, I want her murderers found and brought to justice. But so much resistance to the idea of her having taken her own life is based around “she was a strong black woman, she couldn’t have killed herself”. Depression is already so stigmatized,…

The stupidity of his voters is truly mindblowing. The Republicans control both chambers of Congress and the presidency, and they still couldn’t pass this garbage law. The Democrats— much as they’d like to take credit for it— had nothing to do with its failure. It was infighting within the Republican party and the…

I read it as “we have a lot of things, a lot of Brexit, Devin Nunes had a press conference, 306, I got 306, Devin Nunes had a press conference, Devin Nunes had a press conference, I tweeted that, Devin Nunes had a press conference.”

Rick, guy, you need to do your fucking job. Or better yet, quit and let a grown-up take over.

This is insulting to children and babies.

I also love that it goes out of the way to say that it is absolutely not the thing that made him a best-selling author. “These other things made him a best-selling author. This book has none of those things! Buy it!”

As I told the psychotic Tea Party wing of my family, you’re going to get what you voted for good and hard. I hope watching your health insurance disappear was worth that one glorious day of saying “fuck you” to everyone with an NPR tote bag.

Probably. But they’ll do it in a clumsy way that will get discovered in a week. Because they’re idiots.

I did the survey, but they are just going to conveniently lose any responses that they do not like.

The pro-Israel crowd has never claimed to be pro-Jew.

You gotta work through the badges, like Silver Star up to Gold Star. First you need the “White Guilt” badge, which you get by commenting in a sympathetic manner on stories about police brutality. Then it’s onto “Ally Cookies,” where you “like” the Black Lives Matter Facebook page.

Good article. Even the most obtuse Trump supporter should be able to rationalize that Russia didn’t seek to influence this election in order to ensure that the strongest candidate won. They wanted (and got) the naive, exploitable guy.