Because apparently now ‘80s horror nostalgia is a genre unto itself.

Is it too much to ask that Avengers Infinity War is just Drax loudly complaining about his nipples to the other heroes for two hours?

Beric’s been revived repeatedly, and he says he loses a little bit of himself each time. In the books he gives up after six resurrections, saying the seven is too many. I’m guessing they’re planning to use him as a dark mirror for Jon so he doesn’t get too many ideas about just being able to die and come back over and…

Good question. Maybe it depends upon how they were resurrected. Did Melisandre resurrect Jon in the same way that Thoros resurrected Beric?

Wow, this is hands down the best drama to come out of the walking dead in years.

Missed opportunity for crossover fanfic:

Everyone seems to agree the movie is gorgeous to look at, but some seem mixed on the character and story elements.

Exactly. And the thing is, fans ask the questions because they CAN. That’s part of the fun, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that fans WANT the answers(!). Like a character is walking down a sidewalk, smashes through some clothing store window... “say, I wonder what that clothing store is about?”... I don’t need…

This falls into the area that was talked about in the Postal Apocalypse article about fans needing answers to everything. The unanswered mystery of Deckard was good enough. There’s not going to be a satisfying answer that could be revealed. Just look at Ridley’s horrendous Alien prequels and how they explain two…

Maybe Deckard dreams of Legend when he’s drunk like the rest of us. Who knows?!

Tom Bombadil is the Squirrel Girl of Middle Earth.

I always got the feeling that if they tried to attack him, they’d just disintegrate in a baffled cloud. He put the damn ring on and nothing happened! You don’t mess with that guy!

I know grown-ass men who cried during Guardians 2.

*Spoiler alert*

Agreed. He adds a sense of mystery and mirth to the early part of the story, keeping a connection to the more light-hearted hobbit before things start getting darker.

Dude could run between the raindrops, command evil trees to cough up hobbit-snacks (yumm, hobbitses), and clean out barrow wight tombs with a wave of his hat.
Deus ex gumboots, sure, but still “deus”!

Tom Bombadil will take the Iron Throne.

Hell yeah I was ambushed by onion cutting ninjas at GotG 2. Daddy is a big difference from Father.

“Marvel doesn’t want to upset the kiddies.”

The Phase Out has already begun...