Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

Probably because you have to be a pretty bizarre woman to support Trump in the first place. That, or completely fucking shitfaced insane.

Is that what I think it is?

I hope it kills him. With pain.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

I’m sure you’re familiar with the phrase, ‘Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it’. The study of history is optional in most high schools and is no longer a core class in almost all colleges. Caligula, here we come.

Don’t rub it in. He has nukes. This isn’t some tiny despot that can be embargoed into oblivion. He’s capable of wrecking literally everything on Earth. He’s not patient, reasonable, or stoic. He flips his shit over critical tweets. The entire world should be afraid. I know I am.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...at least it’s an ethos.

True, I forgot to add “Pure evil” to the list.

I agree its stupid, but what is really going on here is that these people are making up bullshit reasons for voting. The reality is that there were lots of single issue voters this year. The issue? “Blow up the establishment” Now, Sanders seemed like a nice sane guy that would ‘stick it to the man’ but he didn’t…

“Well, I prefer apples but in a pinch I’ll eat a ream of notebook paper...”

Its the most amazing nonsense I have ever read. I don’t even hate the 3rd party voters that went for Stein as much as the idiots that voted for someone that was the direct opposite of what they stand for.

Ah, the old “How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!” chestnut.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

“I want to call out people on purely racial terms but not be called a racist.”

The whole post is gold, but this, this shit right here...I’m actually a little dizzy trying to relate to whoever submitted this gem.

Also, this:

I did vote for Teachout at the primary level, and I remember my voting precinct was almost empty. All those who claimed to give a shit when Bernie emerged on the scene were nowhere to be found when we needed them a few years ago.