You avoided the cliché Baldwin brother analog and dug deep. Nice!

• Seamstress, 30-45 years old. “This character is charismatic, self-assured, and prone to occasional seizures. No nudity is required for the role, but the actress must be comfortable working with feral wombats and have strong bayonet-fighting skills. Must be at least six feet tall, with sallow skin and a pronounced…

But how can they be accepted into a grad/undergrad program when they graduated from a school that doesn’t exist in the Muggle world!? Does Hogwarts provide them with false transcripts with a verifiable muggle secondary school listed instead?

Evan’s comedy worked really well ever since Not Another Teen Movie and more recently I enjoyed him in The Losers. He even elevated the first round of Fantastic Four movies.

I would pay good money to see a video in which Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Phil Plait commented seriously on the potential uses of magic in science and engineering.

Also, is the the sorting hat sentient? What does it think about the entire rest of the year? Its only talent seems to be reading minds and catagorizing personality types. Does it take into account that there needs to be an even ratio of students across the four houses. What if there’s one year where all the students…

I think the education issue abuts the “Weird Wizard Economy” issues, as well. Like, Snape is a Potions Master, but he doesn’t seem to have an ‘apprentice’ or anyone following him around to learn more about Potions. So where else do you learn that stuff? Are there Potions factories? Research labs set up somewhere? Who…

I don’t know. Chris Pratt is pret-tay pret-tay pretty funny.

There’s no mystery there.

It had it’s moments (this one was improvised, by the way).

In no way was Thor: The Dark World worse than the first Thor movie. True, they both fail to make par with the other MCU movies, but the second one was a vast improvement and full of lots of fun moments/shots that were way more memorable than the story itself. Jane arguing with Asgardians about whether they used…

Based on his performance in Ghostbusters, I think comedy might be his true calling. His performance in Black Hat doesn’t do much to dissuade me of that notion.

Considering some of the flak I’m getting for this post, I suppose I should elaborate. As someone who is particularly interested in nuance, and how coded language and visual rhetoric impacts society, I tend to be somewhat critical. It seems to me that there is a pretty consistent narrative pushed through movies like…

Deadpool’s got your back.

It is! The Problem of Susan, and it’s a fantastic take on her character.

How’d the Dark Half get so highly ranked? I don’t remember a second of that film and I know I saw it. But, kudos for putting The Dead Zone in the top 3. That movie has haunted me for years. And, Shawshank has go be the most overrated movie in the history of filmmaking. It’s sexist, racist, claptrap nonsense.

I honestly ment to write The Dome or it instead of he. No idea if The Dome has a gender.

I thought The Dome was a she.

Its a cold empty world now that The Dome isn’t doing reviews anymore. Maybe he can review any new King stuff that comes out?

This list is a perfect example of opinions and their similarities to assholes.