Someday they’ll realize that I’m their best friend they just haven’t met yet, and they’ll be all “oh come hang out with us in sweatpants while we eat cheetos and watch the Oscars” and I will be “this is my heaven”.

I’ve started asking for things I need that I don’t want to spend my money on. These are brilliant.

I dunno, I’d watch them go grocery shopping together so I’m pretty stoked on it.