“Hey, Joe, let me eat you. I need a new hammer and also want to make some scrimshaw out of what’s left.”

I love this manufacturer. There is no better choice on the entire physical spectrum when it comes to quality intersecting with value smashing into great customer service.

I love this manufacturer. There is no better choice on the entire physical spectrum when it comes to quality…

Actually, Eric Schlosser screwed up the math.

If they did this in Skyrim I would be so fit....

So nobody willing to admit they installed a Pokémon app. Got it.

Yesterday there was a story about reverse psychology where the headline was basically “don’t click this link”. Now there is another story telling me not to do something sooooo...

Remember those Fireworks I promised you?

Why is everyone suddenly replying to this two month old article?

The electronic thing I used as a kid but they burn out and rust after a while. Invariably after the winter, it looks like it will melt down the whole house. So you can take yours and stick it in your hairy chimney...

There’s actually a post about a sea lion birth. I WISH this was still a tech blog.

Wouldn't agree if it weren't for the blatantly Jezebelian bullshit nest article yesterday.

This is Gizmodo, not Scientific American.

Looking at wikipedia it says they usually output 1-2.2 volts

So on a tangent, is Alissa Walker going to retract her article yesterday and advocate banning DVD players if it turns out this numbnut was watching a movie instead of paying attention to the road?

I had not seen that before! I need a bigger version.

I feel like if the first and second dudes from the left switched places, you’d have a hipster spectrum going from regular-ol’ person with a beard and flannel (or is that just plaid) to full-on, bad-stereotype, hipster douche.

Well, spending good beer money on an Anthony Robbins seminar would be a close second.