Actually, yeah... He’s contributing to an artificially dark view of the world, he works for Gawker, and he blatantly proclaimed to the world that this guy is full of bullshit, in defense of his own negative media.

Novak, you dumbass.

Microsoft promised natural language Cortana functionality on the Xbox One.... It is years later and they’ve all but dropped Kinect entirely, and their voice control is shittier than 10 year old Dragon Naturally Speaking software. Xbox On - Xbox Turn Off... Even little things like his speak to the total incompetence…

Well, here’s hoping they gut the company.

Hmmm. No sir, I don’t like it.

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You can use friction stir welding to bond aluminum and steel. It zippers them together at a tiny scale.

Should have dumped him into a rapid decompression scenario.

Fuck off Novak...

You realize that a thin crust, light on the cheese, with lots of meat and veggie bits is actually quite ordinary as far as fat, sugar, and greasiness goes.

It isn’t an illegal file sharing website, and it isn’t responsible for distributing illegal materials.

I’m looking at one right now. Canadian dealerships list in imperial gallons alongside the metric.

No idea... But fuel burned per unit of distance is a better standard.

Except we aren’t using the US system... We are using IMPERIAL. Our of pure ineptitude of the regulatory system.

... next up, we see what happens when a Pro Solitaire player plays a 100 hour game. The cards get saturated with human sweat and blood and crumple to nothing. Amazing! What a fantastic expenditure of time!

At least it isn’t like in Canada, where we use the old IMPERIAL measurement system mixed with metric. Car dealerships are allowed to list fuel economy in Miles/ImperialGallon as a secondary point of reference instead of Miles per US Gallon.

I hope it’s power girl, and I hope they use Gemma Atkinson:

The problem with all of this is that they aren’t really putting any scientific oomf behind it. That could at least use ballistic gel and a fake skeleton. They could at least use an abandoned house for the “homemade fireworks” demo. Etc.

500$?!