My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

Big deal, I've been doing that through Amazon for years...

This picture makes me drunk.

Not bad.

Yes. We are in 8th grade again.

You were thinking of buying an Alfa and that's all it took for you to be turned off to the brand? Methinks you dodged a bullet you weren't prepared for, friend.

but it will most assuredly NOT be called the Bolt.

Thank you sir

Nah. If it were out of a Michael Bay movie the acting would be painful and I'd still be bored for two-three hours.

False. Watt drives YOU.

And this is a Wisconsin Badger named Buckingham U. Badger. Honey Badger don't care.

Apparently my old Land Cruiser is part Chihuahua. She's not excitable, but she has the shaking and leaking down pat

"Chihuahua. Because your average consumer likes cute things or something. Use it as the name of a Mexican kei car with unnecessarily big headlights that shakes uncontrollably and constantly leaks oil."

Labrador: Loyal and friendly, but you'll be the one holding the bag when it decides to take a shit.

MASS OBLITERATOR

DIRT ANNIHILATOR

GROUND DESTROYER

Range Rover? No.

We're surrounded by morons, Shaggy.

I don't think it says 87K, it actually says "WAS BTK" as in the BTK killer. Maybe he wasn't ever caught?