Call Kenny Loggins.

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Make El Werto proud.

Is there any way this prediction can be verified? I'm genuinely curious.

Excellent gif.

He's just saying that having a cage around your soft head without a helmet isn't the best idea.

Hell yes!

Are you in northern Virginia? If so, what part? I live in Loudoun County, and am constantly amazed by the fantastic old cars cruising around on sunny days. Gorgeous stuff.

I would be completely fine if more car commercials were like this. Most newer cars (in my price range, anyway) are pretty unappealing, with about a half a dozen exceptions.

Hooray!

Beat me to it.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I can't resist trying anything new I see from the Lips of Faith series, although most have been too strange for me so far. This one especially, although definitely worth trying.

Fuck I want that. Time to sell a kid...

Brilliant.

Hmm, okay. Thanks!

They're on facebook as St. Boniface Craft Brewing Co. if you want to check them out sometime.

I think it's only available in PA right now; it's a pretty small operation still. If you're in Philly you might find it though. I think the best are the Hegemony Stout and the Libation Double IPA. Just picked up 3LB. IPA and he's about done with a Blackcurrant Stout, which I am definitely going to be trying.

I haven't yet; I can't find it around here. I haven't tried special requesting it yet because I'm a bit overstocked at present; just came back from visiting a friend in PA and picked up a bunch of stuff from St. Boniface, a brewery he runs. Good stuff.

Does Jalopnik do internships-at-a-distance? I live in northern VA, about 40 minutes west of DC.