Yeah, but that’s deliberately using passive voice to obfuscate blame. Football should basically be the opposite, you want action emphasized.

The problem with previews—and the fact that there are more than ever—is that I want to enjoy my popcorn during the movie I came to see.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

Meh, it’s still better than the Raiders’ field.

as opposed to Buddy Ryan’s stupidity

I wonder when the Panthers will start that Nate kid. He’s been warming up for a long time.

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

I didn’t come here expecting to hear about cricket, but you know what? I’m down.

My dad says he doesn’t really try, except during the playoffs.

Oh, come on. The only exclusively cricket term was “T20.” You just saw the word “cricket” and your brain shut off. It’s pretty common in this country.

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

He needs...a bodyguard

Just for starters, he always looks like he got dressed in the dark.

One of the funnier things about this situation is that the 49ers guy in charge of getting this stadium built, Paraag Marathe, is on the board of directors of the latest attempt to bring decent governance to the sport of cricket in the USA, USA Cricket. It’s uh, not going well. Marathe was announced last August. Since…

Jacksonville has more residents than Detroit.

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

I feel this way about Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) and American Ninja Warrior. I liked the Japanese version more because it balanced odd ball goofiness with actually amazing shit. Knowing that there’d be 10-15 guys who were comedians or a dude in a diaper who immediately eat shit, is always fun and it adds a balance to…

This country tends to treat every drug issue with total hysteria and an alarming lack of knowledge. The fentanyl that killed Prince, Petty and Skaggs was in all likelihood contained within bootleg pills made to look exactly like the real thing. Obviously this is a major, major problem. The kind of people who…

I didn’t even know the NFL was getting people addicted to the Civil War.