Green Book is thoroughly shocked and amused by how well you people dine at Sylvia’s in Harlem.

Special blankets for Columbus Day naptime.

“We thought it might also be interesting to arrange a field trip for our children of Taino descent to mine for gold, but we were subsequently informed that the Taino were genocided out of existence 400 years ago. Whoopsies!”

Ok, innocent until proven guilty. Let’s hear all the facts, see all the evidence... AND THEN DROP THE JAIL ON TOP OF HIS ASS.

“That never happened.”
- White Supremacists for Israel and Not Palestine Because That’s Islam

Well that’s always the challenge/excuse.

Or focuses on the evidence rather than how his victims are dressed or how they speak....

And now, let’s all cross our fingers that a jury of his peers focuses on the evidence rather than how much they love Ignition (Remix).

Dear Virginia -

You can’t spell freedom without “over payment to defense contractors”.

God the tremper trantrum I’d have thrown if one of those kids were mine.

I take your point, but I suspect it will take a much larger amount of money to get anyone to pay attention to this asshole. 

I am nominating you for the first ever Michael P. Harriot Get-Whitey-Angry-in-Clapback Award. that was epic troll bait/Ivan-bot bait.

White people are just lazy. Look at all the coal miners. They could move to a state like Georgia that has a severe shortage in agricultural workers and make money. Do they go? Nope. They just cry for their handouts. Obama gifted them job training programs. Did they take advantage? Nope. Just demanded welfare.

If white men get their vaunted white Utopia, who will do all the building shit and growing shit and working places they don’t want to work? There’s only so many white women to go around.

U.S. Coast Guard Lieutenant Christopher Paul Hasson, 49

I was glad to see that Prada has hired Ava DuVernay to be their consultant on this kind of thing. It’s ridiculous that this has to be a job, but at least black women and men are getting paid to help white people be less racist.

Shame on me for unintentionally omitting his Islamophobia!

Also, as Page also points out, the anti-gay stuff is most damaging to kids. There are very few divorced children in the world. Pratt is an adult and can choose to hang out with people who believe he's made a sinful decision, but who knows what life is like for LGBTQ kids in that church.

“God is a perfect, immaculate being, who doesn’t make mistakes. Except when he fucks up and makes mistakes. Like you.”