I learned that from the Duggars. Hey, maybe he wants his own reality show! Working title: I Fought the Law and My Balls Won.

I happen to be pregnant, as is my best friend, and my sister, three of my close friends, and countless other casual friends (I stopped counting). So I asked my Ultrasound tech if he was seeing a large number of pregnant women these last few months, and he confirmed. Appointments are filling up so quickly and they are…

That Trivago guy! He looks like he came off a three day bender, rolled up in the studio an hour late smelling like sweat, bad breath, and PBR, then pushed up his sleeves and stepped on set. To think there's actually a stylist behind that look is mind-boggling.

That is completely ridiculous, because maternity leave is a special situation that requires special consideration. First of all, maternity leave is a medical necessity. It is not a woman making a choice to leave her company for no reason - birth is really difficult, and comes with many physical and chemical…

You're not the problem. The problem is the assumption that women are somehow "at fault" for the desire and/or need to stay home to take care of kids, particularly since our society makes just about zero provision for any men to do the same thing in a way that's socially acceptable. People leave jobs after a year…

this kind of attitude is so shortsighted, it's fucking unreal. True story: I get emails from headhunters and recruiters very frequently. I've turned down all offers I received this year, bc I intended to take maternity leave and so didn't want to switch jobs. My company BENEFITTED from my pregnancy, bc ny offering…

I understand what you're saying. When I was pregnant and working, I confess to being a little annoyed when I'd see this happen because I feel like it made my life harder in regards to being seen as serious about my career while being a mom. But that's utter bullshit when I think about it in any serious way. People…

I love when people say women are going to "get themselves pregnant", like we are those frogs they used to fill in the dino DNA gaps in Jurassic Park

I'm glad it was put out there on the air from someone with the voice that Oprah has, that it is okay to have found the abuse pleasurable. Maybe it's becoming a little less taboo to say it now, but I'm so glad she told him that it's not wrong to feel that way.

"Our corporate policy is to not discuss our policy against 'whales' or 'hippos' with the public, ever, as such this individual has been terminated for not representing our corporate policy, or our views that we should never discuss our policy against women of substance with potential guests."

ha ha. "I don't think that DJ running the wet t-shirt contest respected women."

I can't speak for "people," just for myself. I don't like saying I believe in global warming. I mean, it's a fact. It just is. I acknowledge the fact of global warming, and I think we should be confronting it and it makes me insane that internal combustion engines are still a thing.

But not even global warming offsets…

Awwww we must live in the same place. ;)

Look, MoGlo, you're a smart lady. You KNOW your reasoning here is faulty. As you pointed out, there's never been a better time to be a human on this here rock.

It seems to me like you don't want kids, period, WHICH IS FINE AND AWESOME AND I ENCOURAGE YOU TO PURSUE YOUR CHILD-FREE LIFE WITH ZEST. But you seem to have…

I couldn't agree with this article more, I just have mildly different reasons for coming to the same conclusion. I decided not to have kids as a result of Killer Bees, Sharks, and Alien Abductions though - threats that relate more to the continent I live on.

Also the local news. That is all the evil but just right around the block!

Yeah, I feel that way, but I did it anyway. And you know what? It's extra-tough to explain why the world is so goddamn shitty to a very smart 9-year-old. I'm afraid she's already a misanthrope, but at least I feel like I'm giving her the tools to improve things. She says she doesn't want to live where we live anymore…

Beautiful writing. My opinion is that there is never going to be a perfect time to have a baby. Not in your personal life, and certainly not in the world as a whole. So if you want to do it, go ahead.

If having an obnoxious, out of touch and attention seeking persona is an intentional part of her humor, then yes she is very successful.

Except his wife is as big of a douchebag as he is.