It worked . . . as far as being a stupid example of the worst kind of American-sports stupid non-event hyped into a stupid “experience.” That’s how the NFL “works,” I guess. D’oh!

I went to the Super Bowl LIVE Experience in Houston, and blogged about it:

I would love to see a neurologist’s map of the language center in Roger Goodell’s brain--it’s like they found a way to inject Silly Putty right into the Old Gray Matter. “threshold considerations . . . actionable . . . free of major contingencies . . . “ Lord Almighty, the son of a senator further stripped of any…

LBJ was one neurotic Texan, and his weight swung wildly from “big fat tub of goo” if he was depressed to “bean-pole-slim doofus” when manic.

Good, kind, caring Americans can send President Trump cheerful postcards (the zip code is 20500), letting him know that he has our permission to resign. It’s a tough job and not everyone is cut out to work for a living . #GivePotusPermissionToResign

Nice polite post-card to the President can let him know he has your permission to resign. Zip code is 20500. He has my permission to resign.

So, Goodell couldn’t have scheduled this press conference for 2:00 a.m. CT Thursday? Not for lack of trying, I bet.

Quit joking around--there is a wide receiver on the draft boards named Mike Williams. That’s how bust GM’s make their bones, drafting WR named Mike Williams.

Looks like another #SpartacusSuperBowl coming our way!

A difference in the tempo: It took Brady quite a few years to earn a few hundred million dollars. It won’t take Trump very long to drain out a couple dozen billions through all the channels he gained access to by getting elected. Then he’ll get bored and move on to another TV show or something. Brady likes the work…

The big Huckster in Houston history was Roy Hofheinz, the white Democratic mayor who quietly desegregated Houston public facilities well ahead of the curve of civil rights history.