Sure, great idea - you can put that $450 you saved to a couple of your divorce lawyer’s billable hours.

Dad: “Jeremy, tell your stepmom what I did today. Tell her!”

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Life well-lived!!!

Haha, I was worried you would and make my comment look bizarre

Don’t bother. Nobody expects sports on Deadspin anymore, anyway. It’s all about saving $10 on super over priced loafers, a great deal at Amazon Gold Box and what some nerd did on Street Fighter.

I should have looked further down before making my posts. +3 slices of bread (bread sandwich).

Did you ever consider that pushing skateboarders over is the cops hobby and you just don’t understand it?

How was he bad at his job? Did you see how fucking far that dork went?!

Apparently Theo Epstein was too enamored of being toast of the town to notice that the crystals in his former Red Sox pitchers’ palms had started blinking.

tebow’s political beliefs kept him in the league despite his ability.

What you’re describing as your beliefs are pretty middle-of-the-road/normal ideas. It’s the far-right that claims things like same-sex marriage, legalizing weed and reproductive rights are “far-left” commie-pinko ideas.

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

Is anyone going to write a story about how truly awful Mark Jackson is as a commentator? The empty platitudes, the faux-bonhomie between he and Van Gundy and the ridiculous catch phrases all add up to make him unlistenable.

Yea, why should one city catch all the breaks?

Why must we discriminate just a few people per school?

AHHHHHH! Why the fuck is everything on opposite sides of the page!?!?!

How is there not an entire Deadspin article on the moment in the 4th quarter when Lance Stephenson spent five seconds trying to juke LeBron with his dribble, only to turn the ball over and then commit a foul?

Man I hate when people call it a “hook and ladder.”. It’s a “hook and lateral,” see, becausr it’s a hook route followed by a lateral.

My son and I hiked Baldy last year. On the way down, we made a wrong turn where the trail wasn’t well marked. We only got about 20 yards down the rocks when we heard a voice saying “you’ll need a helicopter if you keep going that way.”