Thank you for your service in WWII, but please stop using that term.

Nope. Grew up Irish Catholic. There’s no way that is an Irish anything. We don’t forget the things that make us sad. We stew over that shit until our birthday and end up in a fistfight in the yard with Dad.

*BOOM*

How many flat screens, video game consoles, and car payments would make up for healthcare?

The problem is that getting adequate healthcare in the US is not at all the same thing as saving up to buy a new car.

To the fella what’s been in 40 new grocery stores with his wife...What the actual fuck? Are you a grocery store tourist? Do you go on grocery store vacations? I’ve been married for over 20 years, and I’m pretty sure I’ve not been to 40 new grocery stores with my wife. What is going on? I’m confused...am I grocery…

Jesus, Mike Watt looks about 14 in that video still-

That lady in the middle with the fan didn’t even try to help him. Sad!

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Because God forbid he’s not in the papers?

Hockey players are so much scrappier than the thugs in the NFL.

Bridezilla will take my beard off my cold dead face. you can tell your groomsmen / maids what to wear but you ask them to trim, not get rid of, a defining facial feature.

Josh,

“Why, yes. There’s Tofu Nog which is delicious. Also SoyNog is pretty good but I don’t like it as much. Oh, and you should try NegNog, which is an egg substitute nog made from potato and tapioca starch...”

“Family Fondue Party” sounds like one of those URLs from the 90s that just had a static image that would be seared into your mind for years, ie: lemonparty and tubgirl.

in what world does one eat while playing basketball?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Since I knew someone would pop up and say “well I’m white and this happens to me” I’m going to go ahead and counter that with the fact that I’m white as hell, get pulled over for speeding constantly, occasionally have a gun on me, and have never once had an officer approach my car with his hand on his gun because that’…

Would the local building code allow him to build a 15' tall solid fence extending from his garage to the sidewalk? I doubt it, because it would look horrible and disrupt everybody’s view. By parking a trailer that rarely moves he’s essentially done that though, and he’s a dickhole because he refuses to work with his…

Ahh, an aging queen. This whole diatribe makes so much more sense now.