Well, you see, your use of the parenthetical “(pound beers)“ isn’t hyperbole, it’s a statement of fact. If you’d said you had a thousand beers, that would be hyperbole. Additionally, the statement “so I’m driving as fast as I can” is also a statement of fact. If you’d said you were driving 150 MPH down the…

My wife and I dropped a kid off in Boston recently and drove from Charlestown to Cleveland in under 9.5 hours on a Sunday. That’s almost 74 MPH average. We are quick in the pit stops, though.

You “pounded beers” then drive as “fast as (you) can” down a switchback road in Colorado with your family in the car.  Seems reasonable. Was that the year you won the Dad-Of-The-Year?

My 20th anniversary was on 11/9/16. It was a dark fucking day.

She came down like Angela’s cat through that drop ceiling!

Maybe Lebron could learn something about marketing from Lavar, though.

Look out everybody, the MLB contract rules-knower has logged on. Thanks for pointing out an incredibly inconsequential piece of minutia that does absolutely nothing to add to the discussion. Congratulations.

Maybe she meant to write “day-of”, ‘cause that’s more prevalent.

That man is Ed Crawford, CEO of Park-Ohio Industries and long time season ticket holder. He’s also a huge fundraiser for the GOP, an early supporter of Trump and the current short-list favorite to be appointed by Trump as the Ambassador to Ireland. He’s hosted GHWB, Romney, McCain, GWB, Trump and many others for high…

Maybe my last reply was lost to the ether of Kinja. Anyway, he’s Ed Crawford, CEO of Park Ohio, huge GOP Fundraiser (has had multiple events with various GOP candidates and presidents at his home), early trump supporter, and shortlisted to be the Ambassador to Ireland. Also, kind of a dick. He changes out of that hat…

His name is Ed Crawford, the CEO of Park-Ohio Industries. He was also the GOP finance chair for Ohio for the presidential election cycle. He’s a huge donor, and has been a huge fundraiser in Ohio. He was early on the Trump bandwagon, and is leading the pack to be Ambassador to Ireland. Also he’s kind of a dick, and…

How, exactly, would it have been a 2 possession game? It was tied before the block.

But when you Google Tortilla Chip, does Taco Chip come up? I think not, therefore they are not interchangeable. Rather, google understands that some dopes use that term and need to be corrected.

It’s your particular brand of “all of the sudden” that I deal with...every marriage has one, I’m sure.

/runs out of the Garden and throws rocks at black school children, hits a Vietnamese man with a stick, and punches another causing blindness in an eye

So this guy was training to be a nurse and dropped out to be a video game nurse? Huh.

$40.00 per launch? That’s less than a tank of gas...this Musk fell is a fucking super genious!

Why would someone who obviously does not like live music write about live music? If you don’t like the experience, why subject yourself to it?

What a reasonable take! When you get too “tired of looking at the stage” you can just GTFO. That way, the bands get paid, and you don’t stand in my way. Win-Win.

That’s a bit disingenuous. You were watching the video expecting someone to dart out in front of the car, therefore you were “planning on it”.