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As soon as I saw that replay, I noticed the camera flash and thought to myself “someone got a poster shot!”

isn’t that 1099-C issued because you (ostensibly) received goods or services equal to the amount of the debt that was expunged? So if you “bought” a $500.00 blender, and didn’t pay for it, then had that debt removed, you would still have received that $500.00 blender. I’m just guessing at that...

Jesus, Drew, you’re a published author.

Yes, and made from forged steel that they can’t smash. An eternal reminder of their “failure”.

I think you’re on to something here, but I’m note sure what.

This was my thought exactly (without all the fancy words, though). I was hoping that man-child hample would have sno-coned that ball, giving the Indians a 2 run lead. He would have finally been publicly shamed, and possibly dealt with by the Yankee faithful. We might have finally been done with him.

The Indians had Jaret Wright who won game 2 and game 5 of the ALDS against the Yankees as a 21-year-old. He then went on to a mediocre career, but in a delicious twist, went to pitch for the Yankees later in his career.

Look at all those delicious sandwiches! That’s what I call a mega-sandwich tailgate party!

:whispers: I think you may have missed the joke.

They asked me if I wanted to cut the cord on the first kid (second was born by emergency c-section under less than ideal conditions) and I politely declined and said “that’s what I’m paying you for, isn’t it?” Got a laugh from the nurses in the room...always go for the laugh.

Is anyone going to write a story about how truly awful Mark Jackson is as a commentator? The empty platitudes, the faux-bonhomie between he and Van Gundy and the ridiculous catch phrases all add up to make him unlistenable.

Amen to all of that. Why, why, why with the auto-start videos?

Yet, here you are. Typing and pushing the publish button. Weird.

—none of you here know what that kid did to get dragged to the office

That was something different, username checks out!

I wish I had more stars to give. This is the COTD, without question. You brightened one person’s day, thanks for that.

To the fella what’s been in 40 new grocery stores with his wife...What the actual fuck? Are you a grocery store tourist? Do you go on grocery store vacations? I’ve been married for over 20 years, and I’m pretty sure I’ve not been to 40 new grocery stores with my wife. What is going on? I’m confused...am I grocery

That lady in the middle with the fan didn’t even try to help him. Sad!

COTY! This is so good.

That Cake is 6" diameter and “serves 8-10". In my house it would serve 1-2 teens. Really?