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Making Ford look like the underdogs is annoying as shit.

If it doesn’t depreciate by 40% in the first three years, and replacement parts don’t cost three times the price of normal parts, then it’s not a luxury car.

This comment section is going to become a shitshow 

Why didn’t you start with a salvaged title 318i, instead of a much more expensive M3?

Oh it’s definitely funny. But BMW drivers have to have their sense of humor surgically removed by the service department before they can sign the lease.

You wanna know how I know you’ve never driven one?

As always, I am hesitant to reply to comments with the knowledge that the Kinja system elevates Staff contributions and thus the comments themselves, but I want to address this since I’ve seen it pop up a couple of times in my notifications.

Not having a title on articles makes it difficult to actually read the article as there is no clickable link to open the article. I had to click the comments button to read the rest of the article. I’ve noticed this a few times over the past few days. Please make sure to put a title on your article.

Budget is $15,000 for a car in running order, not $150 for a rusted carcass from a junkyard.

As per usual, you guys are trying too hard to score Kooky Points. $15k is a lot for this scenario, so there are tons of good options, including Subies. Personally I’d go with a 4Runner or Pathfinder (one of the good ones).

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

Well, my plans to become a billionaire are roughly preliminary...I guess the same could be said of D. Trump.

Man, these grey comments about workers not being able to handle the content of a game they signed on to make, way to miss the point. Exposure to material like this effects the human psyche negatively, blanket statement, end of story. Even if the extent of that damage is desensitization and is largely not at a…

You’d think any company in the data mining/analysis business with “Cambridge” in their name would have thought to take a good hard look at re-branding recently.

Toyota had their own version of VTEC, VVTL-I.

I know its 25% less HP, and probably not as easy to source, but the 1.4 out of the abarth would be a much better fit in that, just think of the amazing sound it puts out.

Have you been in the Z06? It smells like crayons in there. Fast and stupid fun, but that Crayola smell drives me nuts around town.

“Street legal”

As much as I think this would be more suiting... You know if she did this the dealership would immediately go on the defensive. They would blame her for “stealing” the truck than actually looking internally at why a customer vehicle was being used to make Lowes runs.