Fancy words from Fancy Kristen. Do not get on her list.

The best advice I can give everyone is to not take advice from Mr. Clarkson, especially car advice.

Jeremy Clarkson.........loved by many.

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Years ago my grandma bought a ‘38 Plymouth deluxe convertible on a whim and I remember getting rides around in that in the rumble seat and up front and watching my grandma quiet adept with the controls. Years late I got my turn at the controls. I can’t say it was as intimidating as a model T but it was quite a…

You’re not the only one with a 911 gathering dust after buying a 124

At least you said sorry before being dumb. 

Congratulations, Mr. Sleuth Engineer, on COTD!  I would like to gift you with a tire which this lovely lady will deliver soon.  Smokin’ hot!

For this, there is a cost. America keeps people back for a reason, and that reason is liability and the presence of death.

I’ve never heard it phrased so well.  I drive an Elise.  It’s a highly specialised piece of kit that I rather absurdly use to commute most of the time.  I drove a friends meticulously researched, specialist bought, all issues sorted 997.2 C2 on road and track.  And you’re right.  It just asks how fast and delivers it…

Right on.

Isn’t the radiator up higher? I’m not yet convinced extra air below the headlights would help cool the engine...

Hot take: That car and lap were dumb and mean nothing.

The person making eight figures who brings in nine figures with the difference going to someone worth ten figures is definitely underpaid.

But they denied it very strongly.  I believe them. 

Yeah, but after they said they would never build hybrids, they didn’t proclaim ‘believe me’. That’s how you know someone is telling the truth - they end with ‘believe me’.

Sex tourism implies visiting a place... this guy lived there.

Sandy Munro don’t want to be no pedo.