Look - if pressing buttons is a sport, then playing “Guitar Hero” or “Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards” is a sport, too. Where do you draw the line?

I don’t have a problem with competitive video gaming. I go to compete quite often and read about it thank-you-very-much.

Your threshold for “involves physical activity” is pretty fucking low.

So what you’re saying is that you’re going to cover all darts, all the time?

“...involves physical activity...”

I guarantee you that those calfs have never seen a real soccer pitch in their life.

Seriously can this please be a fad, or at the very least can deadspin stop reporting it?

OH. MY. GOD!!!!

I had a group of friends in the late 90s (all black guys—this is relevant) who used to drive every other weekend from Sacramento to fucking Medford, Oregon, to go to an under 21 nightclub (I don’t remember if the minimum age was 18 or 16, but I think 18). When I inquired as to why in the fuck they would drive like 5…

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still evil.”

I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

You’re right, and I would add that there are thoughtful people on both sides of the political arena. Not all Republicans cheered Wikileaks during the election, and not all Dems thought Wikileaks was capable of staying independent and carefully weighing the potential risk of human life when revealing state secrets. But…

Putins end-game is fracturing NATO and the EU and we all know how Don feels about those two organizations.

Or, maybe, Democrats are actually capable of being nuanced about things, and liked Wikileaks when it was publicly committing itself to being neutral and non-partisan. And then Assange was put under investigation for rape and his history of egotism and egomania came to light, and Wikileaks started leaking things like…

This guy and Putin are playing Trump like a cheap violin.