I still prefer Zach Lavine’s “Fuck ME!” when the T-Wolves picked him. Followed by “Minnesota’s a great town.”

We are so sorry over here. We have no control over the state. You think that our population could sway the state over to sanity but, no. GERRYMANDERING.

And this is why red states will stay red and why Republicans will continue to benefit from the electoral college. There are plenty of awesome cities out here in “flyover country” and they consistently vote Democratic. But too many liberals say, “Ew, the area surrounding that awesome city is dominated by Republicans.”…

No Holiday Bowl??

Flying sucks. My job used to be 50% travel (all coach) so I think I can say that. The fact that American, Delta, USAir, etc., act like you should feel fucking privileged to set foot on their flying influenza-buses just makes it worse. Southwest’s attitude of, “Yeah, we know this kinda sucks so we’re going to have…

Nah

He’s a good teen

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Did @DadBoner get in amazing shape?

The Vikings told the Pioneer Press that Edwards had been “significantly disciplined,” but declined to elaborate with specifics.

Also

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

#That’sSoGolf

No, you’re thinking Waukesha.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Best part is that it was on TV.