You can’t complain about ratings when you’ve partnered with NBCSN & so many households don’t get that channel. I would love to watch the NHL Playoffs but I don’t get NBCSN. I have satellite (mid-tier package) and the only games I’ve been able to watch are the ones on CNBC or NBC.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

Maybe NBC trying to make their viewership higher with these fucked up start times made it far worse. Also good job by the NHL shutting down a social gathering to get your casual or non-fan to watch a big game, instead forcing them to stay home and likely watch NBA instead.

I'm also a Boston diehard, but I'm wearing the Thornton tshirt I got in San Jose this past March to work. I'm happy he's finally getting a chance at a cup.

It will surprise no one that curmudgeonly Boston hockey writer Kevin Paul Dupont still regularly writes articles shitting on Thornton. I’m happy for Joe, he’s been at this a long time and has been really excellent in this year’s playoffs.

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

Goddamn Floridians. Can’t even spell their kids’ names right. It’s X-Y-L-A. Christ.

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

He has, however, been transported on one for quite some time.

“Dammit! That’s the wrong one!”

Once, when I was 24, I was injured by a fork lift. I won’t recount what happened when Whitlock raised the spoon.

That’s not actually blood in uncooked red meat. It’s a mixture of water, myogloblin proteins, and the joy that is extracted from vegans and vegetarians when they decide to stop eating meat.

*A rabid Mike Shanahan, red-faced and grimacing, rushes out of his condo, picks up the ball and angrily heaves it back over the fence*

I would say “boondoggle” rather than purely “scam.” You can make the spending look like it’s helping a cause (Athlete A traveled to Chicago to visit the children at XXX Hospital. That was 15 minutes of a trip that was really about spending time with his sidepiece.)

With every athlete and their mother having a charity, why do we rarely hear about stuff like this?

It’s not easy stealing green.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Man, your name is on point.

I like your exuberant use of question marks???

You’re joking though, right? These picture exist independently of each other, with no personal identifying information. Are you in the “they got what’s coming to them” camp? Are people entitled to private lives?