I subscribed to Tidal to listen to Kanye’s album, was delighted to find that it’s the only place on the internet to have access to the entire Prince collection...I’m really glad I never bothered to unsubscribe.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

It’s my understanding the “Simunition” is a paint-ball which is launched from a gunpowder cartridge.

The check thing makes sense to me. He didn’t want to be liked for his money. That’s how I read that.

This is sad.

Did the article have the shocking revelation that Earl Woods was a total asshole?

All it took to keep arguably the greatest athlete of this generation sane was some white trash pussy.

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

If you think this is disturbing, you should see the outtakes.

Loving that the two teams who have dominated the NHL most of the last 6-7 seasons may be the first two out of the playoffs.

This is a fantastic piece. Thanks, Barry.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Yes, it’s true, SoylentGreenie. I’m 44 and it just doesn’t always fire the way I want it to. Apologies to the back of your throat.

He just always says the wrong thing, like he has cancer of the mouth or something.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Man, I’ve had a shitty evening, and the laugh I had at this comment made me feel alive again, even if for just a brief moment. Thank you from the bottom of my weary soul.

Make America 8-8 again

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”