I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

Panda has already done a fine job of not playing third.

“I just wanted to see Paulie Shore’s Honk if you’re Horny in peace!”

Good thing Curry is a master of the step-back.

I happily snagged Shaw in the last round of my fantasy draft a couple weeks ago. But also, no one cares about my fantasy team.

“What if I just sit down on the base and watched the game?” “I’m afraid that would create a fire hazard.”

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Swaggy DNP

Nick Young’s days in LA were numbered way before any of this.

They don’t even have to be white. If I see one more Kara Brown post about woke baes I will rip my goddamned hair out. That shit is embarrassing.

Actually, on most of the important stuff, there still isn’t a difference.

Both parties advance a neoliberal economic, social and foreign policy.

The rest is rhetoric. Trump isn’t really going to build a wall or ban muslims anymore than Hillary is going to fight for a $15 minimum wage or break up the big banks.

This is a crappy argument. One that the GOP voters are ignoring, too. For years we’ve been told to “be practical” and “don’t throw away your vote”. I’m sick and tired of it because “being practical” means continuing to do half-measures or nothing at all.

We have a Congress that has gone to extreme right. Putting…

Yas Slay! Drag them!

It’s really weird how accepting people are the two parties as currently defined. If a pro-life or anti-gay marriage candidate were to somehow win the Democratic nomination, I’m sure a lot of the same people cursing Susan Sarandon would be loudly declaring that they were staying home or voting third party. But say you…

She is absolutely saying you can vote for someone who eagerly and submissively negotiates with corporations (the Democrat), or someone who literally is the corporations (the Republicans). And if you’re broke, you better choose the former.

A flotilla of Jezebel contributors drifts away, and we closeup on a pen hovering over a piece of notebook paper:

Nah, it’s still shitty. She’s saying vulnerable people can’t withdraw their support from the process when it assiduously refuses to represent them.

This is fine. Honestly I'm more worried when Clark the Cub rocks out.