Hmmm, call the call an ambulance, or wait I can just pour some bleach on her while she’s still alive, because she’s so bloody and ugly right now. We’ll just see what happens after that soaks in, I’m just gonna go to bed now.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

Certain of his books are really, really good. Others were written during cocaine and alcohol-fueled binges (Cujo, Tommyknockers) that they really don’t hold up well. King apparently doesn’t remember writing Cujo, since he was blackout drunk during most of the writing process.

He’s definitely on the top of the list of people I would love to meet and tell how much he has meant to my life, and how reading his books makes me feel connected to my late mother, who was the one to introduce me to his work.

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

“Gary why? Gary why?”

Judy Blume: replacing people’s moms since 1970.

This is my neighborhood. I will be launching a very informal but Judy Blume themed investigation.

We had a customer who wouldn’t let a man wait on her. When she paid, you couldn’t take the money from her or hand her the change directly. It all had to be laid out on the counter. At first she would only let my Mom wait on her but one day my Mom wasn’t, so it was my Dad, my brother, and me. She asked me to her help…

I think you’re kind of a jerk. She had OCD. She couldn’t help it. Yes, her behavior was sometimes problematic, and yes the entire staff prayed that it wasn’t their turn in rotation when she walked in.

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

Cause places with shitty managers just encourage the shitty customers to come back. When your manager doesn't let customers get away with stupid shit, they stop coming back. Then customers who know how to conduct basic human interactions and not be dickholes in public come back more, as they know they won't be…