this comment and also your username are a bright spot on this gloomy day

jk barbie, you know ilu

My mom had one of these hemorrhage 7 years ago and it very nearly killed her. It was a very long road to recovery, she stuggled to speak for many months, but she is miraculously back to baseline, and recently completed the Camino de Santiago de Compostela in Spain.

Was it when the friends came on saying “we love you!”? That’s when I had to call it quits, or die of second hand embarrassment.

BIBLE STUDY! CHEESECAKE FACTORY! TALLARICO!

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

As long as this stops her obsession with quiet drape runners, I’m all for it.

This drives me insane. It isn't just teenagers working these jobs, it's people with families who are trying to support themselves and others. Wages for lower and middle class jobs have actually FALLEN if you compare them to the 70s. I don't understand how we can allow this.

STASSA SAID IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!!!

I have, more than once, grown a pumpkin plant from this practice.

TEAM WHATEVER THIS IS.

Squirrel time! Japanese dwarf flying squirrel:

You guys know I do this on purpose, right?

You know nothing, Jon Snow

Same way they become adults without ever hearing of scrambled eggs (seriously, IS there another generally-accepted/widely-known term for scrambled eggs? No, there is not.)

EGG WAR CONTRIBUTION:

I'm blushing! "One-star review, Flint Michigan pawn shop" is a tragic six word novel on par with Hemingway's "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." And said one star review is practically a haiku: "A horrible place stolen stuff the owner is a user don't trust this man PLEASE STAY AWAY"

Ursula?