Why would your mind betray you like that???

It’s just crazy enough to work.

I like the baked potato description, but actually don’t find him shouty at all when he’s on CNN. He uses his inside weasel voice.

LOL you’re not fooling anyone with that fat-guy goatee buddy

I have an update on where we stand: I was out for a walk, trying my best not to shove anyone into traffic or kick any dogs, listening to a podcast, and no less a thinker than Neil Degrasse Tyson said that if an argument lasts more than five minutes, both sides are wrong.

I like the old fashioned small European city way of picking up fresh bread/meat/cheese/produce locally every few days or so. Everything in walking distance, and fresh. A nice way to live. As opposed to piling into the car and driving to a giant parking lot, getting a big-ass cart and filling it with Costco crap.

It makes you wonder: if Canadians and other westerners have this sort of reaction, imagine what it must be like for someone from a part of the world where there are food shortages and such. Wow.

Thanks for the tip!

For sure, the whole internet is a special kind of odd, full of deranged people offering their offhand comments on a wide variety of topics. Of course, we’ll never know what your private thoughts are since you’ve probably not shared those thoughts online.

ha ha, GUILTY!

Ha ha ha, I dismissed a Trump voter* who said I must be as big as a house.

Well, I don’t ever eat the Pop Tarts, for what are probably obvious reasons. But also, because they stopped selling cherry here a few years ago (which mystifies me). But even when we had them, they were the rarest of treats.

Ha ha, nice cite!

Which often leads to stress eating.

No dissing here! More like respectful awe.

Oh I’m always jealous. And then self-loathing.

On the flipside, Americans have an inexplicable dearth of variety in chip flavours. I always bring a big bag of All Dressed to my friends when I’m visiting down south.

I hate shoulder cut-outs and also this sleeve off the shoulder thing that seems to be unavoidable this year.

PS did you know in America they have a cold cereal that is literally chocolate chip cookies for breakfast???

Except if you’re shopping for produce in California, where everything’s in season all the time! But yeah.